When will this torture end?

Stomach flu. Started feeling the symptoms late Monday night with body aches (sorry Betties), and it slowly progressed from there. I've had a fever of over 100, headache, body aches, stomach cramps, and haven't been able to hold down solid food for 4 days. Finally went to the urgent care center yesterday. The doctor basically said I'll live and it will pass. Not bad news really, but not what I wanted to hear. At this point I wish the magic pill fairy had a secret potion that would make it all better. It's awful.